Congratulations, you made it through the weekend. Unfortunately you’re still nursing that hangover from Saturday night. Now you’ve got a team meeting that you have to sit through despite the fact that no one will ask for your input on anything. You’ll have to fight off dozing off while everyone goes around the table agreeing with each other but with slightly different wording. You can’t check your phone either because then you’re not a “team player.” So you’re watch the hours tick away on time you could be using to actually do something productive, or at least pretend to. Since you can’t beat the crap out of the next person that says “I agree, because…” here are some guys that can. Happy Monday.