Maybe your football team got absolutely destroyed last night by a divisional rival. Maybe your baseball has the best record in the National League but still has to play a bullshit play in game to avoid playing in another bullshit one game playoff. Maybe you can taste hockey season but it’s not quite here yet.
Welcome back to the office. Good luck nursing that hangover and a friendly reminder that if you don’t check your bank account technically you didn’t lose any money. If you have already checked: 1: Why did you do that? 2: You probably feel like punching someone. Since you can’t do that, here are some guys
It’s Monday. And the day started off bad before you even got to work. As you were backing out of your driveway some idiot high schooler on summer vacation comes this close to hitting you. It nearly gave you a heart attack but Becky didn’t even look up from her phone while she was tweeting
Congratulations, you made it through the weekend. Unfortunately you’re still nursing that hangover from Saturday night. Now you’ve got a team meeting that you have to sit through despite the fact that no one will ask for your input on anything. You’ll have to fight off dozing off while everyone goes around the table agreeing
A little something to get the blood pumping for the week ahead. Cheers if you’re taking the whole week off.
